Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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