Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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