I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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