I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There r osticjed everywhere
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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