I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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