I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I stole a fireplace last night.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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