I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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