i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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