He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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