Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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