We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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