tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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