Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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