Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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