can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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