I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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