I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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