C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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