I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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