Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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