nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
