If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
