I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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