Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well I just put wine in my tea
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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