do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
