Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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