a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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