The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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