She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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