Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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