there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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