Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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