id be glad to
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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