I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
