He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Mom said you looked used
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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