Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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