Its about making memories worth repressing
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she smelled like a LAN party
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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