He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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