I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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