I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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