the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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