That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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