he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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