I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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