She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
