Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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