YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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