I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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