is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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