I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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