dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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