do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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