He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You can't just leave with hair like that
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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