dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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